Mr.Answer Guy

They will be so aroused by all the men around that they will have to pleasure themselves with live ammo. That ammo could get stuck in their colon and then go off at any moment, causing the infectious blood and guts, which are no doubt HIV positive, to be spewed all over the room. The next day, the platoon will be eating breakfast and, after getting turned on by all the overripe black bananas for breakfast, they’ll finger paint all over the tanks in the shapes of flowers and rainbows, tearfully professing their secret love for everything Ricky Martin. But, just when you think it can’t get worse it does. They then proceed to spend your tax dollars on imported Italian lemon sorbet which they will use to cool off their diseased inflamed crotches (from the HIV). This just goes to show, the repeal of DADT is something more than everyone says it is. The implications are unbelievably prevalent within this example. I fear for the future of our country.

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